PREPARE YOUR SACRAFICE
- 2 1/2 Cups of Water
- 585 mL of Water
Boil the water in a tea kettle until it screams.
Gently pour the water into the cup of noodle and quickly cover it with the lid held firm by authentic wood chopsticks. Letting the water sit for exactly 3 min.
After the allotted time has passed, take off the chopsticks and release the steam demon you’ve summoned with your ritual! All glory be unto him! He has blessed you with his fleshly coil for you to consume and enjoy! ALL GLORY BE UNTO HIM!